So I’m out camping with my dad, taking my trailer on its test run
Problem. He’s asleep and I have to pee. I can’t decide whether or not to just pee in here because he can sleep through a hurricane and there’s almost zero chance that he’d wake up and see me or should I go walk to the bathrooms at the campsite. I just don’t know.
Maybe I’ll just take stiles with me and turn it into a dual purpose trip because I bet he needs to pee too.
that’s it. that’s the whole show
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
in which a gay cover of one of the most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
(Source: sapphiology, via madqueenjes)